The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, Issue 2

All right, it’s time once again for our expert panel of managers to give their reactions to the latest B-movie threat facing humanity. 

This week, it’s the EPLMUPRT On:  Sentient Computer Systems Declaring War on Humanity   

Phil Brown: This better not interfere with the operation of my stylish headset.  I paid fourteen bloody quid for this thing.   

Mark Hughes: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear your question.  I was leaving my daily five voicemails on John Terry’s mobile phone.  

*Harry Redknapp began to comment when his fleshlike facial cover retracted to reveal the circuitry underneath.  He is currently being held in a secure facility in Berlin.  Peter Crouch, whose robotic nature has long been suspected, is still at large, whereabouts unknown.

Carlo Ancelotti: You think this is big problem?  Pshh.  This is nothing.  I call my friend Roman for you; he knows a few guys, you know what I’m saying?