The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, #3
03
May
ShareAfter a long absence, your local satirist is coming back into production mode, and I’m going to start out with the third iteration of a series that I began some time ago.
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New: Prem-Doctor Podcast: Is Wayne Rooney all that?
17
Mar
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A new regular feature on PremHaven.com will be our newly appointed and approved Premiership doctor.
The aptly called Prem-Doctor will have the freedom to
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Sight line of the week: Harry Redknapp
18
Jan
ShareThis week’s sight line features Harry Redknapp seemingly in excruciating pain as he watched his team struggle to break the defensive wall of Hull City on January 16,
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Transfer News – the Lighter Side, Part I
12
Jan
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Note: Some or all of the news reported below may be partly or entirely spurious. Some or all of the sources from which these reports were received may have been dishonest,
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Another Arsenal Player Non-Injured
05
Dec
ShareFollowing a report from the club’s medical staff early this morning, Arsenal manager Arséne Wenger confirmed to the press that midfielder Tomas Rosicky has been added to
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The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, Issue 2
04
Nov
ShareAll right, it’s time once again for our expert panel of managers to give their reactions to the latest B-movie threat facing humanity.
This week, it’s the EPLMUPRT
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Arshavin Unable to Shush People He Actually Wants Quiet
25
Oct
ShareAndrey Arshavin, star Arsenal midfielder and Russian international footballer, experienced considerable frustration one evening recently when out with his wife Yulia at an outdoor
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