Another Arsenal Player Non-Injured
05
Dec
ShareFollowing a report from the club’s medical staff early this morning, Arsenal manager Arséne Wenger confirmed to the press that midfielder Tomas Rosicky has been added to
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The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, Issue 2
04
Nov
ShareAll right, it’s time once again for our expert panel of managers to give their reactions to the latest B-movie threat facing humanity.
This week, it’s the EPLMUPRT
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Arshavin Unable to Shush People He Actually Wants Quiet
25
Oct
ShareAndrey Arshavin, star Arsenal midfielder and Russian international footballer, experienced considerable frustration one evening recently when out with his wife Yulia at an outdoor
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EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team: Issue 1
19
Oct
ShareI’m starting a new humor feature here at Premhaven. I’ll post a new issue each week of what I like to call the EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, or
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Manchester City Complete Signing of Fan Jacob Newman
16
Oct
ShareHello, all. This is your local satirist Prem’onition, with the first post of what I hope to be a long and enjoyable stay here at PremHaven. I’ll write more
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