Laughs

Welcome, all you Prem fans, to Laughs, the section where we ease off the feuds a touch, loosen slightly our crushing grip on the armrest, and take a minute to enjoy the silliness and hilarity that are as present in football as anywhere else in life, if not moreso.

I’m Prem’onition.

Sit back and enjoy the satire.

• Barça Pursuit of Fabregas Taking Ominous New Tone - October 30, 2010

  FC Barcelona, reigning La Liga champions and often called the best club football team on earth, have been public about their pursuit of Arsenal's Francesc Fabregas for several years.  The 23 year old midfielder is a Barcelona native and was raised in ...

• The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, #3 - May 3, 2010

  After a long absence, your local satirist is coming back into production mode, and I'm going to start out with the third iteration of a series that I began some time ago.  If you don't remember what this thing is all about, I'd suggest you take a look...

• Transfer News – The Lighter Side, Part II - February 10, 2010

  Note: The authenticity of the following reports may have been called into question by the governing body of United States blogs of association football, GBUSBAF.  That's an acronym, by the way, which means it's intended to be pronounced.  ("guh-BOOSE...

• Transfer News – the Lighter Side, Part I - January 12, 2010

  Note:  Some or all of the news reported below may be partly or entirely spurious.  Some or all of the sources from which these reports were received may have been dishonest, misleading, under the influence of hallucinogens and/or opiates, or inan...

• Another Arsenal Player Non-Injured - December 5, 2009

  Following a report from the club's medical staff early this morning, Arsenal manager Arséne Wenger confirmed to the press that midfielder Tomas Rosicky has been added to Arsenal's startlingly long list of uninjured players.  The veteran Frenchman add...

• The EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, Issue 2 - November 4, 2009

  All right, it's time once again for our expert panel of managers to give their reactions to the latest B-movie threat facing humanity.  This week, it's the EPLMUPRT On:  Sentient Computer Systems Declaring War on Humanity    Phil Brown: This...

• EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team: Issue 1 - October 19, 2009

  I'm starting a new humor feature here at Premhaven.  I'll post a new issue each week of what I like to call the EPL Manager Unlikely Phenomenon Response Team, or EPLMUPRT for short.  In this segment, a council of managers is brought together to offer...